February 24, 2006

"You Make A F***ing Left Turn Up Ahead!"

Imagine Ozzy Osbourne giving you directions. Now you can experience his drunken rants in the privacy of your own car. Apparently there is a company that sells downloadable impressions of Ozzy and other celebrities for use on your GPS navigation system.

According to The Sun he tells drivers: "In 400 metres you have reached your f***ing destination."

If a car loses its signal he shouts: "I've lost the f***ing satellite!"

Chris Hilton, boss of manufacturers Voice Skins, said: "Ozzy's voice comes in two versions - with swearwords or bleeps. He is the top choice by far."

Sharon is the next-best seller. She gives instructions like: "Turn around, a***hole."

Other voices available include Clint Eastwood, The Queen and Tony Blair who says: "At the end of the road, congestion charge. Bloody Ken Livingstone."

I can think of some others that would be pretty funny. How cool would it be if they used Mike Myer's voice doing Fat Bastard?

Posted by: Gary at 09:00 AM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 I'm thinking Spock in his best "We are now entering the Mutara Nebula" voice would be pretty good. Or possibly Seven of Nine? "Turn right at the next intersection. Resistence is futile."

Posted by: Robert the Llama Butcher at February 24, 2006 10:46 AM (IkTb7)

2 how about John Kerry giving directions... "I know the best way of getting to Lambert Field. I'll tell you once you choose me as your navigator. But trust me, it'll be great."

Posted by: JoeFriday at February 25, 2006 12:04 AM (nOtfw)

3 How 'bout Jesse Jackson: "At the light, take a right. That's the best way to the expressway. Pull up to the bowl and pay the toll. After you pay, just drive away! And as you drive, keep hope alive!"

Posted by: Tuning Spork at February 25, 2006 02:34 PM (yoDB/)

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