Fine Young Cannibals

Well, not really. But this is pretty disturbing anyway. A company that makes imitation human flesh - for eating. From their FAQs:

HufuTM is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken.

Say it with me: Eeeeewwwww!

h/t: The Corner

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Xbox Brat

This video may or not be real, but if it is I can tell you this is exactly why my nine-year old doesn't have Xbox (or Playstation or Gamecube or any of those other mind-numbing, addictive video game consoles).

Supposedly, this nine-year old kid is arguing with his mother while he plays a game and his headset records him. First she asks him to turn it down, and he gives her all kinds of crap and refuses. About two and a half minutes into it, he's demanding that she bring him his "M*****F****** chocolate milk".

Because of the language it's NSFW, but the link is here.

Again, I would hope this is a hoax, but I'm not naive enough to think this doesn't happen all too often nowadays. Sad. This kid is clearly crying out for help a beating. Of course, his parents created this little monster so they get what they deserve.

h/t: to Ace

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So, You Think You Really Know Your Neighbors?

A man in the Seattle area was found to be running a sex farm out of his neighbor's barn. James Tait, 54, was only charged with the misdemeanor of trespassing since the State of Washington does not outlaw bestiality.

When interviewed by The Seattle Times July 15, the horse's owners said they had known their neighbors for years. The couple, who asked to have their names withheld to protect their privacy, said they were shocked when police showed them a home video of the July 2 incident that investigators seized from their neighbor's home. The couple identified their barn and their horse.

State Sen. Pam Roach is now drafting legislation that she hopes will lead to anti-bestiality laws in her State. Talk about closing the barn door after the horse has...

Nevermind.

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It's Time For Friday "WTF?"

OK, so you take two fads of the 1970's - disco and streaking - and you put them together to get: Nude Disco! In Britain, no less.

Clubbers have to wear shoes to protect their feet in case of smashed glass but the only pants to be seen in the whole place belong to the bar staff.

Even the DJ is naked behind his decks, though fully-clothed bouncers are stationed outside to stop clothed clubbers stumbling in unawares.

Jamie Rocket, 29, who helps organise the Starkers! night, said naked clubbing was an exhilarating experience.

Exhilarating? M'kay. To me, this goes right up there with the old "hey honey, let's set up a tripod and videotape ourselves doing it!" idea. Sounds good in theory, but...

What a sight this must be. A room full of butt-naked, pasty-white Brits doing dance moves that are hard enough to watch under normal circumstances.

Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

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Quote Of The Day

Howard Dean, on MSNBC's "Hardball", when asked about the President's ability to claim executive privilege regarding his converstations with Harriet Miers:

Well, certainly the president can claim executive privilege - but in this case, I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play uh, you know, hide the, the salami, or whatever it's called.

I admit I'm at a loss on this one. Anyone?

h/t: Ace

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Weird Science

Remember the John Travolta/Nicolas Cage move "Face/Off"? I always wondered if that were possible.

It just may be: US Plans First Face Transplant. Can I get a big "Ooooh, Aaaah" on this one?

H/T: Ace

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