Melissa says "Bonjour".

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Melissa is excited about the move...

"I cahn't wait to spend more time with zee cute fuzzy Llamas!"

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Air Force Staff Sergeant Michelle Manhart poses nude for Playboy's February issue and is relieved of her duties.

Aw, c'mon. This woman has put in thirteen years including service in Kuwait. She's a married mother of two.

And she's hot.

Gentlemen, I think we need to show some solidarity for Michelle. Let's make the February issue sold out by next week. Who's with me?

And for what it's worth, if you're a Battlestar Galactica fan Tricia Helfer is also featured in that issue. Just throwing that out there.

UPDATE:
I have been to the mountaintop. And it is good. :wink:

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Former RocketBoom.com videoblogger Amanda Congdon has signed on with ABCNews.com for a weekly video segment.

For those of you not familiar with Amanda, she's smart, funny, irreverent and...yes...aptly fits my definition of eye candy. Her link is here.

More Amanda below the fold... more...

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...well, the French Troops, anyway.

She even looks good in camouflage!

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1 France has troops?

Posted by: Jeff D. at November 05, 2006 09:16 AM (8CL2y)

2 All gals look good in camo.

Posted by: bird dog at November 05, 2006 12:57 PM (YadGF)

3 Yes France has troops, but uses them more wisely than the americans (Whose army is stuck in Irak? it's been for so long, I don't quite remember...) It's sad that americains know so little about the world. What did Geroges Bush do to you guys? French troops help the UN bring peace back to Lebanon. Anyway, with chicks like that to motivate the troops, it should be done in no time.

Posted by: PYL at November 18, 2006 04:25 PM (+ATxW)

4 "It's sad that americains know so little about the world. What did Geroges Bush do to you guys?" he was joking. everyone is aware of france's troops and their abysmal performance since... hrm... napoleanic times. they are the perfect complement to the useless UNIFIL forces that have been watching hezbollah violate various UN agreements in lebanon for years. i'm sure they'll enjoy their cheese and wine while acomplishing nothing towards the disarmament of hezbo for the duration of their stay.

Posted by: snikvit at November 20, 2006 12:32 AM (J6JVy)

5 quote: "France has troops?" Well said! Especially when Iraqis are taking good care of US army with slingshots and adding yet another "victory" to the glorious record of US troops. Priceless! I wonder if there is an army in the world anymore, which couldn't defeat US troops...

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And Friday is good. So is Melissa Theuriau.

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1 I feel so tired right now that the idea of coming weekend makes me think that Friday is more suited for me than Melissa. At least Friday canÂ’t be disappointed.

Posted by: Fresh flowers delivered at October 27, 2006 06:41 AM (vcUSw)

2 Please don't include commercial URLs in your comments. Use a personal website address or none at all. (See Comment Policy)

Posted by: Gary at October 27, 2006 08:26 AM (PLHs9)

3 Friday is BSG time

Posted by: Skye at October 27, 2006 08:04 PM (5eXsu)

4 Last sunday, channel M6 in France broadcasted a reportage with Melissa Theuriau and the Légion Etrangère, the French finest batallion. She was hot. http://img129.imageshack.us/img_display2.php?loc=img129ℑ=nazisprotestantisme5jj.jpg&gal=img129/7131/1458ly.jpg

Posted by: O. at October 31, 2006 10:12 PM (bwvEA)

5 Last sunday, channel M6 in France broadcasted a reportage with Melissa Theuriau and the Légion Etrangère, the French finest batallion. She was hot. http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/7681/mediummelissafetichismehi4.jpg

Posted by: O. at October 31, 2006 10:14 PM (bwvEA)

6 Hello Guys. Do you want to see more pretty French anchorwomen ? Look at Olivia Andrez and Stéphanie Renouvin (Sean Connery's granddaughter in law) !

Posted by: Palindrome at November 02, 2006 11:30 AM (tvru5)

7 Yes she is very pretty.. I like it

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I couldn't resist. A version of the Melissa Theuriau montage WITHOUT the loud new-age music in the background. So you can clearly hear her lovely voice.

Almost makes me want to learn French. Sigh.

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It's Friday! Happy Weekend!

I don't understand a single word she is saying but she's adorable.

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And besides Mets post-season baseball this year, that can only mean one thing...

OKTOBERFEST!

So go grab a couple of these and enjoy.

The beers, I mean.

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Since Skye was so kind and gracious as to post another gratuitous photo of Lee Adama (an opportunity to talk about BSG, I'm sure...or is it the other way around?), for the gents reading this blog, I bring you a video I made just for fun:

It makes its debut here, because it's not fit to publish anywhere else. Not Bosun's Sail Locker...Not Flopping Aces...and certainly not at Sparks from the Anvil.

Thanks Gary!

Enjoy, Skye and Ex-Donkey readers! And have a wonderful Saturday morning.

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Have you ever seen sunglasses that big before (that weren't on Elton John's face, that is)?

Wonder how they'd feel on my face.

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1 Gary, yfbil just said that you are a pig! A funny pig, but a PIG nonetheless!

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According to The Hill.

Go be completely shallow and check out the list, which is made up mostly of staffers. And there's definitely some major babe-itute among the ladies.

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It's Friday and a photo of Melissa Theuriau is like a summer breeze...

Happy Weekend!

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U.S. eliminated in match against by...Ghana? Apparently, they were unable to come back from Ghana's insurmountable 2-1 lead. Must have been quite a yawner. Whatever, somehow I think I'll survive.

In the meantime, check out the buns on Brazil!

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Apparently, Germany cleaned Ecuador's clock. Actually makes you wonder how many descendents of former Nazis still live in Ecuador and other South American locales.

Anyway, the story that accompanied this photo was "Cup Fever Breaks Out After German Rump Germany Romp":

This gal from Iran gives us something to take our minds off that nut job Mahmoud Ahmadinejad:

And here's a fan from Mexico observing his nation's natural wonders:

Did Mexico win? I dunno. Great cans, though.

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Hot German chick in a bikini top - with beer in hand - cheers for her team!!!!

Apparently, they played some South American country or something like that.

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Sweden beats Paraguay 1-0.

Giggity...giggity...goo!:

Swedish chicks in bikinis savor victory (and each other)!

Swedish cheerleaders work their butts off showing national spirit!

Oh, and apparently there are a bunch of guys kicking a soccer ball around too.

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Because one never needs a reason to post a photo of a hot girl spanking, smacking or slapping another hot girl on the bottom (or butt, bum or behind, if you prefer). Although it's interesting to note that the brunette has a raised fist so she could be going for the proverbial "donkey punch". Shocking, simply shocking.

My name is Gary, and I am shameless Google-chummer. :wink:

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1 Where did you find this? Was this from one of those shows on Telemundo?

Posted by: Pam at June 15, 2006 01:00 PM (SAPb2)

2 Would you believe it's from a song and dance called "What A Pair 4" celebration of duets. It's to benefit breast cancer research. Each of the ladies above have quite a pair, I notice.

Posted by: Gary at June 15, 2006 02:10 PM (QoxB+)

3 The brunette looks really familiar. Who is she?

Posted by: Tuning Spork at June 15, 2006 09:23 PM (UiUPN)

4 Her name is Rosa Blasi (see: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0087726/). She's done mostly TV show appearances (i.e. Frasier, Caroline In The City, Drew Carey). She was also in "The Grudge" (which I haven't seen yet). She does have a resemblence to Daisy Fuentes, though. The blonde is Lisa Ann Walter. I looked her up, too. The only thing I've ever seen her in is "Shall We Dance" with Jennifer Lopez (yes, I saw that movie).

Posted by: Gary at June 16, 2006 07:58 AM (QoxB+)

5 She musta reminded me of Daisy Fuentes. Thanks! And if ya get any juicier pics of the blonde, pass 'em on.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at June 17, 2006 12:30 AM (1siNM)

6 Gary, the first step is admitting you have a problem.

Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at June 19, 2006 07:59 AM (7uqbe)

7 The second step? Putting extremely outrageous search words in the jpeg's file name. Something like "Prophet Muhammad cartoon lesbian spanking romp Katie Couric booyah" Also, now that I look at that pic, it had better never fall into the hands of Ms. Sadie or Phinneas, what with their propensity of llamashopping and all...

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To make your weekend a sweet one.

Moratorium on French-bashing remains in effect here at Ex-Donkey Blog.

Sigh.

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1 Yowza. :shock:

Posted by: chris Muir at May 14, 2006 08:54 PM (RklOC)

2 Qu'il est bon d'être français quelques fois

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Congratulations to Miss Oklahoma, Jennifer Berry, who was crowned Miss America on Saturday.

You're not going find any argument here.

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