And yes...I hate hippies.

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1 LOL I love it!! This was my result: Kyle You are clever, and often come up with intelligent and funny comebacks to other people's stupid remarks. I'm not sure how true that is but I definitely enjoyed yours.

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2 What ya know.... I'm Cartman!! I loove being EVIL

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3 I would say that you canÂ’t be both sly and close minded at the same time. Being sly requires some brains and not so close ones. Some people feel good trying to say harsh words, but they are the ones who donÂ’t think to what they say. They only take advantage of peoplesÂ’ superficiality and ignorance.

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4 Umm. He's a cartoon character. Hello?

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Your results:
You are

Spider-Man

Spider-Man 70% Superman 65% The Flash 60% Batman 50% Iron Man 50% Robin 47% Hulk 45% Supergirl 42% Green Lantern 40% Catwoman 40% Wonder Woman 27%

You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.

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Take the Which Character Am I? Quiz

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And it's probably going to bother me:

You scored as Oboe

You're an oboe. Yup.

I was really hoping for the cowbell. I gotta have more cowbell!

Yipes! to Robbo

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1 I'm a French Horn, with 75%. I got a tie breaker question, and if I had said I'm "loud and like attention," I would have been a buffoon. I mean, a bassoon. I got 33% on oboe. I don't know what to make of you being an oboe either. I would have figured you for a trombone or percussion maybe. What exactly do oboes do?

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I'm a Dodge Viper!

You're all about raw power. You're tough, you're loud, and you don't take crap from anyone. Leave finesse to the other cars, the ones eating your dust.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

h/t: Wonder Woman

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You Were a Koala

You value living life at a slow, peaceful, meditative pace. You give insightful advice, helping others to overcome obstacles.

That explains my affinity for sleeping in...and for eucalyptus leaves.

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Gary's rejected candle scent: Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

I would have guessed it to be "Stale Hardened Baby Poo". Honestly, some of these things are beyond stupid.

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1 Gee, Gary, this post isn't getting very many comments. I wonder why...

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You Are Blitzen

Always in good spirits, you're the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa. Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying! Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini.

Raise Of The Glass To: Accidental Verbosity

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You are Michael. Cool, calm, and collected, you
enjoy high-brow living and explaining things to
people. They should watch out. You don't
raise your voice much, but when you do, it's
important enough to influence everyone around
you.


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"It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business."

h/t: Bostonian Exile

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You are Yoda. You are the ultimate wiseman and
protector of good. And you're half the size of
Gary Coleman!


What Star Wars Character Are You?
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You have to unlearn what you have learned and answer honestly. Very tough.

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Ducky: You're like Ducky in Pretty in Pink played
by Jon Cryer. You are an outcast. You are or
have been in love with your best freind who
doesn't even know it. You don't care what
anyone thinks of you. You use humor to alianate
people you don't like. You're the typical 80's
funny and dorky best friend.


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Oh, just great. And am I the only one who thinks Cryer and Kos look like they were separated at birth?

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Intelligence Intelligence is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You like to be able to talk about everything that is on your mind, and if your partner can't keep up, well, you know. You are very attracted to someone who can challenge you, and make you see things in a whole new way. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Guess intelligence beats kindness, hands down. Actually considering the relatively even breakdown of the other items, I don't quite know what to make of this. Ahem...not that it really matters as I am happily married...ahem.

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1 And I quote: "I don't see what's so bad about Communism." Sorry. That one's just too much of a classic. She can get your goose without even trying...

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And here I was disparaging Johnny Depp in the last post.

Yips to Robbo and Steve

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1 I got Indiana Jones Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, excitement, and a good archaeological discovery. He hates Nazis and snakes, perhaps to the same degree. He always brings along his trusty whip and fedora. He's tough, cool, and dedicated. He relies on both brains and brawn to get him out of trouble and into it. Indiana Jones 79% Lara Croft 67% Captain Jack Sparrow 63% Batman, the Dark Knight 58% James Bond, Agent 007 50% The Amazing Spider-Man 50% William Wallace 50% Maximus 46% Neo, the "One" 33% The Terminator 21% El Zorro 21%

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2 Tres cool... You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner. James Bond, Agent 007 83% Indiana Jones 67% Lara Croft 67% Neo, the "One" 63% Batman, the Dark Knight 58% William Wallace 58% Maximus 54% Captain Jack Sparrow 38% El Zorro 38% The Amazing Spider-Man 38% The Terminator 25%

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...oh what a world it would be. Sigh.

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William Wallace You scored 61 Wisdom, 73 Tactics, 64 Guts, and 46 Ruthlessness!

Like William Wallace, chances are you have no problem charging a larger, better trained, better equipped, better armed and armored English army with a band of naked drunken Scotsmen. I'm not contesting that you have balls. It's your brain function I'm worried about. Scottish soldier and national hero. The first historical record of Wallace's activities concerns the burning of Lanark by Wallace and 30 men in May, 1297, and the slaying of the English sheriff, one of those whom Edward I of England had installed in his attempt to make good his claim to overlordship of Scotland. After the burning of Lanark many joined Wallace's forces, and under his leadership a disciplined army was evolved. Wallace marched on Scone and met an English force of more than 50,000 before Stirling Castle in Sept., 1297. The English, trying to cross a narrow bridge over the Forth River, were killed as they crossed, and their army was routed. Wallace crossed the border and laid waste several counties in the North of England. In December he returned to Scotland and for a short time acted as guardian of the realm for the imprisoned king, John de Baliol . In July, 1298, Edward defeated Wallace and his army at Falkirk, and forced him to retreat northward. His prestige lost, Wallace went to France in 1299 to seek the aid of King Philip IV, and he possibly went on to Rome. He is heard of again fighting in Scotland in 1304, but there was a price on his head, and in 1305 he was captured by Sir John de Menteith. He was taken to London in Aug., 1305, declared guilty of treason, and executed. The best-known source for the life of Wallace is a long romantic poem attributed to Blind Harry, written in the 15th century.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 40% on Unorthodox You scored higher than 54% on Tactics You scored higher than 83% on Guts You scored higher than 47% on Ruthlessness

Link: The Which Historic General Are You Test written by dasnyds on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Freedom!!!!!!

Hat Tip to Robbo the Llama Butcher. And it looks like this makes me his nemesis. Mwa-ha-ha-ah-ah!

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Cool! Happy Halloween.

Hat Tip to Annika.

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Mouse over him and he'll follow your cursor!

h/t to Phin, posting at Llama Butchers

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You are a Social Moderate (50% permissive) and an... Economic Conservative (73% permissive) You are best described as a: Capitalist Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Didn't care all that much for the questions, but I guess this is pretty much correct.

h/t: The Llamas

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1 yeah, according to this little test, i'm branded a socialist now (does that mean i have to grow a beard?) wtf? it said i'm MUCH more socially permissive than economically permissive (no big shock) but since nixon took us off the gold standard and money only has worth because we all agree that it does, i think i can live with that.

Posted by: the most rev. jack habit at September 22, 2005 09:32 AM (yT+NK)

2 You leftwinger you! Check out mine. http://rightwingnation.com/index.php/2005/09/20/265/

Posted by: rightwingprof at September 22, 2005 09:58 AM (/IE5Q)

3 I took it. You are such a liberal

Posted by: Ryan S. at September 22, 2005 11:02 AM (8pUTL)

4 geez... let's come up with a different name then liberal as it makes me sound like a staunch supporter of the demo-hacks.

Posted by: the most rev. jack habit at September 22, 2005 12:25 PM (yT+NK)

5 Call me a Republican: On the "famous people chart," my results circle hovers right over Ronald Reagan's heart. (Awwww...) Glad to see me on here, Gar?

Posted by: Georgia Girl (gfsil) at September 23, 2005 06:10 PM (M2L+3)

6 The old place wasn't the same without ya. Love the email address. No go watch "Battlestar Galactica"!!!

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Too bad there are only nine levels...

h/t: My Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy via Sadie

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Jimmy Stewart You scored 16% Tough, 9% Roguish, 57% Friendly, and 19% Charming!

You are the fun and friendly boy next door, the classic nice guy who still manages to get the girl most of the time. You're every nice girl's dreamboat, open and kind, nutty and charming, even a little mischievous at times, but always a real stand up guy. You're dependable and forthright, and women are drawn to your reliability, even as they're dazzled by your sense of adventure and fun. You try to be tough when you need to be, and will gladly stand up for any damsel in distress, but you'd rather catch a girl with a little bit of flair. Your leading ladies include Jean Arthur and Donna Reed, those sweet girl-next-door types. Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the Classic Dames Test.

h/t: once again, Margi Lowry

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