October 22, 2006

Sweet!


Which South Park kid are you most like?

Cartman

You are just plain evil and heartless. Though you're sly, and you come up with brilliant schemes, you're pretty dumb and close minded. Other people hate you... screw them!

Personality Test Results

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And yes...I hate hippies.

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June 28, 2006

...Does Whatever A Spider Can...

Your results:
You are

Spider-Man

























Spider-Man
70%
Superman
65%
The Flash
60%
Batman
50%
Iron Man
50%
Robin
47%
Hulk
45%
Supergirl
42%
Green Lantern
40%
Catwoman
40%
Wonder Woman
27%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.


Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

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March 29, 2006

And Proud Of It





Take the Which Character Am I? Quiz

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February 10, 2006

I Have No Idea What To Make Of This

And it's probably going to bother me:


You scored as Oboe

You're an oboe. Yup.

Bassoon

83%

Oboe

83%

Tuba

75%

Viola

75%

Flute

58%

Cello

58%

Clarinet

58%

French Horn

58%

trombone

58%

Percussion

58%

Trumpet

42%

Violin

42%

String Bass

33%

If you were in an orchestra, what instrument would match your personality?
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I was really hoping for the cowbell. I gotta have more cowbell!

Yipes! to Robbo

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January 26, 2006

Loud And Obnoxious

I'm a Dodge Viper!



You're all about raw power. You're tough, you're loud, and you don't take crap from anyone. Leave finesse to the other cars, the ones eating your dust.


Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

h/t: Wonder Woman

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January 13, 2006

In A Past Life...

You Were a Koala

You value living life at a slow, peaceful, meditative pace.
You give insightful advice, helping others to overcome obstacles.

That explains my affinity for sleeping in...and for eucalyptus leaves.

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January 12, 2006

Strange


Gary's rejected candle scent:


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I would have guessed it to be "Stale Hardened Baby Poo". Honestly, some of these things are beyond stupid.

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December 13, 2005

Santa's Little Helper

You Are Blitzen

Always in good spirits, you're the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa.

Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying!

Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini.

Raise Of The Glass To: Accidental Verbosity

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December 06, 2005

My "Godfather" Character

Michael Corleone
You are Michael. Cool, calm, and collected, you
enjoy high-brow living and explaining things to
people. They should watch out. You don't
raise your voice much, but when you do, it's
important enough to influence everyone around
you.


Which Godfather Character Are You?
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"It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business."

h/t: Bostonian Exile

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November 23, 2005

Too Easy To Get A Desired Result

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You are Yoda. You are the ultimate wiseman and
protector of good. And you're half the size of
Gary Coleman!


What Star Wars Character Are You?
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You have to unlearn what you have learned and answer honestly. Very tough.

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November 20, 2005

My 80's Character

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Ducky: You're like Ducky in Pretty in Pink played
by Jon Cryer. You are an outcast. You are or
have been in love with your best freind who
doesn't even know it. You don't care what
anyone thinks of you. You use humor to alianate
people you don't like. You're the typical 80's
funny and dorky best friend.


What 80's teen movie Charecter are You?
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Oh, just great. And am I the only one who thinks Cryer and Kos look like they were separated at birth?

Kos Dr. Evil.jpg

Photo from LGF

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November 15, 2005

I Was Just Curious...

Intelligence



Intelligence is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You like to be able to talk about everything that is on your mind, and if your partner can't keep up, well, you know. You are very attracted to someone who can challenge you, and make you see things in a whole new way.


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Guess intelligence beats kindness, hands down. Actually considering the relatively even breakdown of the other items, I don't quite know what to make of this. Ahem...not that it really matters as I am happily married...ahem.

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November 08, 2005

What Action Hero Are You?


You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Captain Jack Sparrow

75%

The Amazing Spider-Man

71%

The Terminator

67%

Maximus

63%

Batman, the Dark Knight

63%

Neo, the "One"

50%

Indiana Jones

50%

James Bond, Agent 007

50%

William Wallace

50%

Lara Croft

46%

El Zorro

21%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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And here I was disparaging Johnny Depp in the last post.

Yips to Robbo and Steve

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October 21, 2005

And If "If"s And "But"s Were Fruits And Nuts...

...oh what a world it would be. Sigh.




My blog is worth $71,132.04.
How much is your blog worth?



h/t: MVRWC

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October 20, 2005

My Historic General

William Wallace
You scored 61 Wisdom, 73 Tactics, 64 Guts, and 46 Ruthlessness!

Like William Wallace, chances are you have no problem charging a
larger, better trained, better equipped, better armed and armored
English army with a band of naked drunken Scotsmen. I'm not contesting that you have balls. It's your brain function I'm worried about.

Scottish soldier and national hero. The first historical record of
Wallace's activities concerns the burning of Lanark by Wallace and 30
men in May, 1297, and the slaying of the English sheriff, one of those
whom Edward I of England had installed in his attempt to make good his claim to overlordship of Scotland. After the burning of Lanark many joined Wallace's forces, and under his leadership a disciplined army was evolved.

Wallace marched on Scone and met an English force of more than 50,000 before Stirling Castle in Sept., 1297. The English, trying to cross a narrow bridge over the Forth River, were killed as they crossed, and their army was routed. Wallace crossed the border and laid waste several counties in the North of England.

In December he returned to Scotland and for a short time acted as guardian of the realm for the imprisoned king, John de Baliol . In July, 1298, Edward defeated Wallace and his army at Falkirk, and forced him to retreat northward. His prestige lost, Wallace went to France in 1299 to seek the aid of King Philip IV, and he possibly went on to Rome. He is heard of again fighting in Scotland in 1304, but there was a price on his head, and in 1305 he was captured by Sir John de Menteith. He was taken to London in Aug., 1305, declared guilty of treason, and executed. The best-known source for the life of Wallace is a long romantic poem attributed to Blind Harry, written in the 15th century.




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Freedom!!!!!!

Hat Tip to Robbo the Llama Butcher. And it looks like this makes me his nemesis. Mwa-ha-ha-ah-ah!

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October 18, 2005

Monster Name Decoder


Cool! Happy Halloween.

Hat Tip to Annika.

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September 27, 2005

My New Cyber-Pet Hedgehog



adopt your own virtual pet!

Mouse over him and he'll follow your cursor!

h/t to Phin, posting at Llama Butchers

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September 21, 2005

Political Quiz

You are a

Social Moderate
(50% permissive)

and an...

Economic Conservative
(73% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Capitalist




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Didn't care all that much for the questions, but I guess this is pretty much correct.

h/t: The Llamas

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September 08, 2005

Go To Hell...

General asshats, Scientologists
Circle I Limbo

The New York Yankees, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Greens, Democrats, Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

DMV Employees
Circle IV Rolling Weights

PETA Members
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Qusay Hussein, Uday Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Saddam Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

NAMBLA Members
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Too bad there are only nine levels...

h/t: My Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy via Sadie

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September 06, 2005

I knew it...














Jimmy Stewart

You scored 16% Tough, 9% Roguish, 57% Friendly, and 19% Charming!

You are the fun and friendly boy next door, the classic nice guy who still manages to get the girl most of the time. You're every nice girl's dreamboat, open and kind, nutty and charming, even a little mischievous at times, but always a real stand up guy. You're dependable and forthright, and women are drawn to your reliability, even as they're dazzled by your sense of adventure and fun. You try to be tough when you need to be, and will gladly stand up for any damsel in distress, but you'd rather catch a girl with a little bit of flair. Your leading ladies include Jean Arthur and Donna Reed, those sweet girl-next-door types.


Find out what kind of classic dame you'd make by taking the
Classic Dames Test.









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You scored higher than 90% on Friendly
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You scored higher than 23% on Charming

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h/t: once again, Margi Lowry

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