September 26, 2005

Navy-Trained Dolphin "Assassins" Missing?

Supposedly a coastal compound that housed 36 specially trained dolphins, trained to shoot terrorists attacking military vessels, was breached by Katrina. And these sooper sekret military marine mammals are now loose in the Gulf somwhere.

Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.
Well, it's not exactly sharks with frickin' lasers on their frickin' heads, but it's a start.

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