March 10, 2006

"Chopper...Sic Balls"

Today's Friday WTF?: Dog Nearly Bites Off Man's Penis.

A German man playing with his brother's Jack Russell was hospitalised after the dog sunk its teeth into his penis.

Daniel Dietmaier, from Dueren, said the dog nearly bit it off and after his brother's girlfriend told it to "attack" as a joke.

He is demanding substantial damages, saying the woman did not even helped him as he lay on the floor in agony after beating off the dog - because she had collapsed on the floor laughing.

OK, I'd like to know:
1) exactly what was the nature of the "playing" going on with the dog at the time?,
2) why the guy's dork was available to be bitten? and
3) what was his girlfriend doing prior to her little "joke"?

On second thought, nah. I don't want to know.

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1 Not only that but why was he beating off the dog in the middle of all this?

Posted by: Santay at March 10, 2006 10:48 AM (JoJvT)

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