Oh man, this is so good. Monty Python's "Holy Grail" with light sabers. Brought to you in Llama-vision!

Robbo, you made my day.

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THE EYE LIES: CBS anchor gal Katie Couric as she looked for real at Carnegie Hall in May, and about 20 pounds lighter in a Photoshopped portrait that appeared in the network's in-house mag.

Read the story.

Hmm....neither is still an accurate representation. I think this cartoonist got it right:

Hat tip to: The Educated Shoprat

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE! This just in:

Seeing as how I am as big a fan of Battlestar Galactica as skye and Gary are, I was shocked....shocked I tell you, to discover that skye's beloved photo of Lee Adama was photoshopped. *Gasp!*

The question is: Which is the before...and which is the after? The quality of photoshopping is so advanced now, it's soooo hard to tell the real photo from the phake...-er, fake.

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Stop the presses! I guess I take back any slander I might be responsible for in singling out Islam as the sole instigator of mucho violence in the world, today. Now we have militant Buddhist extremists on the war-path to beating the peace into ya:

An anti-violence demonstration in Colombo, Sri Lanka went Jerry Springer, Thursday, when hard-line monks stormed the stage of their pro-peace brethren. First the speaker and a hardliner went at it, punches were exchanged, and then it was on, with robes, fists, and monks flying across stage. The "peace protest" had been organized to find non-violent solutions to the 20 year civil war between Buddhists and Tamil Tiger rebels; and since today's brawl consisted mostly of Buddhist on Buddhist violence it sounds like they're moving in the right direction.

Anyway: Islamic terrorists better watch out! There's a new, old breed of fanaticism-hardened extremist in town:

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The current phase of the moon in CT today is FULL. Coincidence? I think not.

This helps explain a lot about last night's election results. ;-)

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Soon to be released on DVD. Special features include:

Deleted scenes from when Snow Miser allowed his brother Heat Miser to take over the North Pole for a day!

"Oh, some like it hot. But I like it REALLY hot!"

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1 Already have this DVD pre-ordered.

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How can you go wrong with a post that identifies Kos as Saruman? Check out Matt Maynard's insightful answer to a question posed by Hugh Hewitt.

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I like when blog buddies alert me to posts they'd like to promote. To be able to link something creative that someone else did brings out the "lazy blogger" in me.

And in this case, Mr. Right has written a song parody that simply MUST be shared. To the tune of "American Pie", this one's very clever. Go check it out!

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What is thy bidding, my Master?

There is a great disturbance in my pants.

I have felt it as well. I am so excited! At last I will no longer be hounded by that bounty hunter. We are now free to pursue our plans, unfettered by this nuisance.

Excellent. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

I have almost completed work on the campaign weapon. Soon we can disable the internet and the Lefty blogosphere will be made impotent! No one will be able to read their psychotic ramblings and we shall have nothing to fear from the Democrats.

No, Lord Turdblossom. They must not be silenced. They will do our work for us.

I don't understand, my Lord.

Search your feelings. Their hatred for us will be their undoing. They will allow their rage to permeat all media - television, radio, the internet, IM. The negative surge will be devastating to their cause. And once again, they will fail at the ballot box.

I see. Then we should actually encourage them?

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. It is inevitable. It is their destiny. I want you to write a speech that is to be delivered some time in the coming months. I want you to mock them. Egg them on. They live for that shit. Heads will explode. It will be beautiful.

Yes, my Master.

Send a message to Grand Moff Tony Snow. Tell him to bait the White House press corps. Tell him to get under their skin. I love his press conferences. I feed on the anger and frustration that eminates from the MSM. They appear so whiny and petulant. With every passing moment they become more my servants.

As you wish, my Master. Turdblossom, out.

Dum, dee-dum dum. Dee dumdee-dum. Dum, dee-dum...

Umm. Lord Turdblossom?

Lord Turdblossom are you still there?

Sigh. Good, now I can out of this damned robe.

Now, I must contemplate my next move. As soon as the party goes down in defeat in November, I will step into the void. I will be...their saviour. All will bow down and worship me. Yes, everything is going as I have planned.

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1 Gary, that is some hilarious stuff! Keep it coming!

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You must go now to GOP And The City for the post behind this hilarious graphic:

Probably the funniest part is the reaction of some Libs over the "threat" to Helen Thomas.

Wish I could frequent "Blogs4Bauer" more often but I'm only just finishing up Season Two on dvd and the site is filled with plot spoilers.

h/t: Lorie Byrd

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Ever wonder what Bill Clinton would look like with a moustache? more...

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1 Hat tip: ME!

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Too bad it isn't real. Go view "Die, Hippies, Die!"

h/t: Mad Mikey

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Remember that scene in "Toy Story" where Buzz and Woody climb into the alien toy-filled "claw" machine at Pizza Planet? Well, check this out:

Apparently, this 3-year old in Austin, MN managed to climb into one of these machines himself!

"The tot crawled through the toy discharge chute in the Toy Chest claw machine at a Godfather's Pizza in Austin and got stuck amid all the toys.

Fire Chief Dan Wilson said it was one of the funniest things he's ever seen. Wilson was one of three people to respond to the non-emergency call. He says the boy was inside the transparent container playing, smiling and laughing and people were taking his picture with digital cameras.

Firefighters pried the door open to get the boy out.

The child wasn't hurt."

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You know, the Moonbat Left loves to compare George W. Bush to Adolf Hitler. Mr. Right over at The Right Place takes an in-depth look at the two men.

Could they be on to something? (Satire Alert!!)

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Performed by...bunnies!!

More "...in 30 Seconds" bunny cartoons here.

Funny stuff!

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...who could use a Costco-sized bottle of these, besides me?

h/t to: MFSIL

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"Sorry, Hoss. Explain to me again. Is this the hand you eat with or wipe with?"

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Heh.

H/T: mfsil

UPDATE, 4:30PM:
It occured to me that there might be someone out there who would comment that Al Gore won in 1992 and 1996. To this I would respond by saying that to designate Al Gore as the "winner" of the Vice-Presidency would be like saying that France "won" WWII.

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1 I love getting hat tips!

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An SNL goof depicting auditions for parts in the original "Star Wars" film featuring Darrell Hammond doing Richard Dreyfus doing C-3PO and Kevin Spacey doing Christopher Walken doing Han Solo.

"Ah-ha...Fast ship?...You've...never...heard of...the...Millenium FALcon?

I always break up when I watch this bit.

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And guess what? I've got a FEVAH! And the only prescription...

...is more COWBELL!

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Game Theory solves the male/female toilet seat problem.

h/t: Jonah Goldberg

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