Leave it Ace to link to something like this. Messages left by people drunk out of their minds. Funny stuff. But since they're drunk, keep in mind that the F bombs are a-flying.

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"Look, I'd rather be photographed with a pair of Rosie O'Donnell's panties on my head that have to sit through that movie."

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This past Saturday, the snarky, tart, and always-bitter NY Times Columnist Maureen Dowd turned fifty-four years "young".

I feel kind of badly that I didn't recognize this event on the actual day, but I'm thinking of forwarding her a gift. I found something that's just perfect.

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Posted by: Patrick Joubert Conlon at January 25, 2006 09:24 PM (hJUhl)

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For those of you youngsters who aspire to go to J-school so you can "change the world", I've got a hot tip for you.

Mr. Right got his hands on a final exam from a prestigious program at a famous college - with the answers! Go check it out here and prepare yourself for the require "perspective".

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