January 25, 2007

"Weekend At Bernie's": Havana Style

What is the status of dying dictator Fidel Castro these days? It's hard to get a fix with all these conflicting reports. But you just know that if Hugo Chavez is publicly upbeat then in reality things are probably not looking good.

Chavez said he was pleased to hear from Cuban Vice President Carlos Lage that the 80-year-old Cuban leader was making a recovery. Lage, after meeting with Chavez, said: "We will have Fidel and we will have Raul for a lot more time."

Their hopeful remarks came less than a week after Chavez said Castro was "battling for his life."

It reminds me of the mid-1980's when three Soviet leaders in a row took a turn for the worse after being diagnosed with "a bad cold".

It also reminds me of this famous sketch:

How long will it be before Chavez tries to assure us the Castro is merely pining for the fjords?

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January 18, 2007

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Listen, guys. Valentine's Day will be here before you know it. So if you're stumped for gifts this year, this clip from SNL may inspire, so...

One particular word makes it NSFW, so if you have headphones this would be time to use them.

h/t: Nick Schweitzer

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January 17, 2007

Reason No. 11,973 Why I Won't Get A Vasectomy

If it ain't foolproof, I will not allow sharp objects anywhere near my boys.

Surprise Chimp Born In Lousiana Sanctuary, despite all the males having been snipped!

Now managers at Chimp Haven are planning a paternity test for the seven males who lived in a group with Teresa, a wild-born chimpanzee in her late 40s who had the baby girl last week.

Workers have started collecting hair samples from the chimps for testing. Once they identify the father, it's back to the operating room for him.

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"Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty humans!"

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January 12, 2007

Now That's A Lot Of Pussy

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Meet Goliath! Egads.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

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January 09, 2007

The Wrestling Match You'd Like To See

Rosie O'Doughnuts v. The Donald:

Go on, click on it. You know you want to.

h/t: HotAir

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January 02, 2007

Heroes Gone Wild

Superman's revelry on New Year's Eve gets slightly out of hand.

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The Man of Steel was spotted flying above the city of Rome wearing only a blonde wig, underwear and borrowed sneakers shouting "I'm King of the Word!"

A spokesperson for The Daily Planet had no comment.

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