September 28, 2005

Mother Nature Has A Sense Of Humor

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Now that's what I call "sportin' wood"!

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September 23, 2005

Bad Day?

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Farmer Jones searched tirelessly for the wedding ring that his wife accidentally dropped in the horse's feed bag the day before.

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September 22, 2005

Purse Snatch Super-Slam!

Is this real, I wonder?

h/t: Ace

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September 20, 2005

Best Halloween Costume...Ever

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Sent via email from my older brother (no, that's not him in the picture).

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September 15, 2005

Stop The Presses! President Bush Actually Uses the Potty!

Reuters has finally captured evidence that the President does, in fact, go to the bathroom - despite speculation that he has a magic digestive system controlled by Karl Rove!

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WTF is this all about? I mean, it would at least be somewhat interesting if he had written: "Condi, cover for me. I have to go heave a Havana!" or something crude like that.

But this makes the Reuters wire?

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September 13, 2005

The 40-Year Old Hobbit Virgin...

What follows is a transcript of a scene that didn't make it into the Extended Edition of Peter Jackson's "The Two Towers", reproduced in full.


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Sam?



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Yes Mr. Frodo?



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Why do you keep looking at me like that?



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Like what, Mr. Frodo?

more...

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September 09, 2005

Crystal Ball Into Next Week's Judicial Hearings

Ace has outdone himself on this one. He channels the events on Capitol Hill next week during the Roberts hearings and reveals all. This already made my weekend.

Warning: Not exactly "familty friendly" material.

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September 02, 2005

Revenge of the Oompa-Loompa...

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This is just too funny. Apparently for years now, some vertically-challenged actor has been claiming on his resume that he played on Oompa Loompa in the original "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory". The 57-year old Ezzy Dame, however, was "outed" by an actor who really did play an Oompa Loompa named Rusty Goffe.

Dame later confessed to the ruse:

“I never intended to harm anyone or my community by this little white lie. It was a little white lie that became my haunted nightmare.”
I kinda feel badly for the little bugger. How humiliating! Sounds like a "Seinfeld" episode.

h/t: The Museum of Hoaxes

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Fair Warning...

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I don't know about you but this would be more than enough to keep me away.

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September 01, 2005

The Greatest Generation...

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"Yeah, in WWII some crazy bitch used to camp outside Hyde Park and root for the Nazis. I put two bullets right between her eyes from 200 yards and I'm still a damn good shot, if you catch my meaning, Mr. President..."

See more good captions at Caption This!

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