February 02, 2006

The Democrat Family Album

Mr. Right went ahead and assembled a scrapbook of all our favorite Leftis Democrats that we've come to know and love over the last few years. Al Franken is my personal favorite.

Check it out here. Heh.

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Obligatory "Groundhog Day" Post

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This guy's been doing this so long he doesn't even care which end of the little rodent he displays for the cameras.

On a side note, every time I watch the movie, "Groundhog Day", I like it better than the last time. Jonah Goldberg digs one out of the archives that takes a "deep" look at the underlying themes of this film. Fascinating.

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January 26, 2006

Cell Phones And Alcohol

Leave it Ace to link to something like this. Messages left by people drunk out of their minds. Funny stuff. But since they're drunk, keep in mind that the F bombs are a-flying.

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January 24, 2006

"Brokeback What?"

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"Look, I'd rather be photographed with a pair of Rosie O'Donnell's panties on my head that have to sit through that movie."

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January 17, 2006

Happy (Belated) Birthday, MoDo

This past Saturday, the snarky, tart, and always-bitter NY Times Columnist Maureen Dowd turned fifty-four years "young".

I feel kind of badly that I didn't recognize this event on the actual day, but I'm thinking of forwarding her a gift. I found something that's just perfect.

Click "More" to see. more...

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January 10, 2006

Journalism 101

For those of you youngsters who aspire to go to J-school so you can "change the world", I've got a hot tip for you.

Mr. Right got his hands on a final exam from a prestigious program at a famous college - with the answers! Go check it out here and prepare yourself for the require "perspective".

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December 08, 2005

The Donkeysaurus Pox

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Yep, that's pretty much it.

via: iHillary Blog

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December 02, 2005

Stop Ruining Christmas...

...You neo-yuppie scumbags or I'll beat you with the baby Jesus! Love, Foamy.

Click the center pic for the 'toon.

Warning: You'll need headphones if you're in in the vicinity of folks with "sensitive" ears.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

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Perfect For A Friday

Open thread over at Ace of Spades HQ: Cool Facts About Dick Cheney.

Warning, lots of naughty words and penis references. Funny as all hell. Go there only if you have LOTS of time.

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November 02, 2005

Words Unspoken

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Hill: "Oh God, I can only imagine where those lips have been lately."

Bill: "Oh God, she needs a shave more than I do."

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November 01, 2005

I Am Crushing Your Opposition! Crush! Crush! Crush!

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. When I read this quote:

Republicans said that any attempt to deny Alito a yes-or-no vote would return the Senate to the brink of a showdown that was avoided last spring only when seven lawmakers from each party brokered a compromise. This time, they said they would crush Democratic opposition.
It reminded me of the show "The Kids In The Hall"!

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"Look at me you Democrats! I am crushing you! Ha, ha!!

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October 31, 2005

Even In Oils, He's A Perv

Having your family situated so the a portrait of Bubba Clinton has his hand on your daughter...Ewwwww.

Check it out at Right Wing News.

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October 28, 2005

Halloween Costumes I Hope To God I Don't See On My Front Doorstep

I got these via email, so I don't know the original source. Brings new meaning to the word "scary".

Some of these might be considered NSFW, so click "Read More" to see 'em as they're below the fold. more...

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Top 10 Worst Album Covers Of All Time

I'm still laughing at this one. The commentary is priceless! Perfect for a Friday.

Thanks to Joshua McPeak for the link.

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October 25, 2005

Three Cheers For Globalization!

Click here to see the how American culture is infiltrating China. Hilarious!! The looks on these kids' faces is priceless.

Thanks to Andrew Sullivan for finding this. It's streaming video so it may take time to load.

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October 19, 2005

A Work Of Genius

Even though it looks like this is a joke, it's worth reading through. It had me fooled at first, though. The comments are a scream.

"Dhingers" beware! LOL

h/t: Ace

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October 12, 2005

Powerline Imitates "South Park"

I was just reading John Hinderaker's post on the al Zawahiri four-step plan for Middle-East Wahabist Islamic Domination. He presented it in this way:

This is not, to put it mildly, the picture of a successful organization. But it is an organization with a strategy. Zawahiri lays it out:

The first stage: Expel the Americans from Iraq.

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The third stage: Extend the jihad wave to the secular countries neighboring Iraq.

The fourth stage: It may coincide with what came before: the clash with Israel, because Israel was established only to challenge any new Islamic entity.

This reminded me of the business plan espoused by the Underpants Gnomes on South Park.

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The Underpants Gnomes have a three-phase business plan, consisting of:

Step One: Collect underpants

Step Two: ???

Step Three: Profit!

None of the gnomes actually know what the second phase is, and all of them assume that someone else within the organization does.

I just got a chuckle over that. Maybe the Al Qaeda bunch can adapt the Gnomes' song for themselves:

Time to go to work, work all night,
Expelling Americans, hey!
We won't stop till we expel Americans,
Yum Tum Yummy Tum tay!"

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October 11, 2005

Chipmunkz Wit Attitude

This is just wrong. The Chipmunks, gangsta rap style. (NSFW)

Hat Tip: MadFish Willie

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October 04, 2005

The Deadliest Weapon

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Via Cox & Forkum

h/t: The Skipper at BMEWS

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September 28, 2005

Mother Nature Has A Sense Of Humor

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Now that's what I call "sportin' wood"!

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