October 12, 2005

Powerline Imitates "South Park"

I was just reading John Hinderaker's post on the al Zawahiri four-step plan for Middle-East Wahabist Islamic Domination. He presented it in this way:

This is not, to put it mildly, the picture of a successful organization. But it is an organization with a strategy. Zawahiri lays it out:

The first stage: Expel the Americans from Iraq.

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The third stage: Extend the jihad wave to the secular countries neighboring Iraq.

The fourth stage: It may coincide with what came before: the clash with Israel, because Israel was established only to challenge any new Islamic entity.

This reminded me of the business plan espoused by the Underpants Gnomes on South Park.

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The Underpants Gnomes have a three-phase business plan, consisting of:

Step One: Collect underpants

Step Two: ???

Step Three: Profit!

None of the gnomes actually know what the second phase is, and all of them assume that someone else within the organization does.

I just got a chuckle over that. Maybe the Al Qaeda bunch can adapt the Gnomes' song for themselves:

Time to go to work, work all night,
Expelling Americans, hey!
We won't stop till we expel Americans,
Yum Tum Yummy Tum tay!"

Posted by: Gary at 03:40 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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1 coincidentally, the OBL episode of SP was on last night. I think Matt and Trey's depiction of OBL and al-qaeda as Looney Tunes characters is equally apropos.

Posted by: caltechgirl at October 13, 2005 01:33 AM (mJAMK)

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