January 17, 2007

Reason No. 11,973 Why I Won't Get A Vasectomy

If it ain't foolproof, I will not allow sharp objects anywhere near my boys.

Surprise Chimp Born In Lousiana Sanctuary, despite all the males having been snipped!

Now managers at Chimp Haven are planning a paternity test for the seven males who lived in a group with Teresa, a wild-born chimpanzee in her late 40s who had the baby girl last week.

Workers have started collecting hair samples from the chimps for testing. Once they identify the father, it's back to the operating room for him.

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"Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty humans!"

Posted by: Gary at 04:53 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 La.--Chimp--Dhimmi--Evalution maybe not as far along as we thought. How many dhimmi's left the state?

Posted by: Scrapiron at January 18, 2007 03:33 AM (YadGF)

2 Oh, come on. It's not like that's the most attractive part of a man's body. Husband had one, three years ago, and he's just fine. His voice hasn't even gone up or anything!

Posted by: GroovyVic at January 19, 2007 11:19 AM (GKKlf)

3 Vic, watch how you phrase that. "It's not like that's the most attractive part of a man's body. Husband had one, three years ago, and he's just fine." I had to do a double-take on that one.

Posted by: Gary at January 19, 2007 11:34 AM (PLHs9)

4 Oh sure, point that out!

Posted by: GroovyVic at January 19, 2007 03:44 PM (GKKlf)

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