January 25, 2007
Chavez said he was pleased to hear from Cuban Vice President Carlos Lage that the 80-year-old Cuban leader was making a recovery. Lage, after meeting with Chavez, said: "We will have Fidel and we will have Raul for a lot more time."It reminds me of the mid-1980's when three Soviet leaders in a row took a turn for the worse after being diagnosed with "a bad cold".Their hopeful remarks came less than a week after Chavez said Castro was "battling for his life."
It also reminds me of this famous sketch:
How long will it be before Chavez tries to assure us the Castro is merely pining for the fjords?
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January 18, 2007
One particular word makes it NSFW, so if you have headphones this would be time to use them.
h/t: Nick Schweitzer
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January 17, 2007
Surprise Chimp Born In Lousiana Sanctuary, despite all the males having been snipped!
Now managers at Chimp Haven are planning a paternity test for the seven males who lived in a group with Teresa, a wild-born chimpanzee in her late 40s who had the baby girl last week.Workers have started collecting hair samples from the chimps for testing. Once they identify the father, it's back to the operating room for him.
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty humans!"
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January 12, 2007
Meet Goliath! Egads.
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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January 09, 2007
Go on, click on it. You know you want to.
h/t: HotAir
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January 02, 2007
The Man of Steel was spotted flying above the city of Rome wearing only a blonde wig, underwear and borrowed sneakers shouting "I'm King of the Word!"
A spokesperson for The Daily Planet had no comment.
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December 22, 2006
Broadcast only one time at Christmas in 1978, this feature was once thought to have been destroyed by George Lucas. But many Bothan spies lost their lives to smuggle VHS copies out of Skywalker Ranch so that capitalist insurgents could sell them on eBay.
For those too young to have seen it, I recommend it for the sheer awfulness of this production.
Check out the intro here:
Who knew Chewbacca had a wife, a son who looked like a hairy Gary Coleman and a father who liked to watch holographic space porn?
And check out the guest star list: Bea Arthur, Art Carney, Diahann Carroll, Harvey Korman and...the Jefferson Starship? Oh yeah. It's that bad.
It's the kind of thing that almost makes you appreciate the crap they have on TV around the holidays these days. If you can get your hands on a copy, the vintage commercial breaks alone are worth the cost of shipping.
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December 20, 2006
Merry F@$#ING Christmas, y'all!
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December 19, 2006
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November 20, 2006
"Heh. You got Hufflepuff, pootie-poot! Only two kinds of wizards in Hufflepuff, steers and queers. I don't see any horns on you, hoss..."
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November 02, 2006
Nothing profane but it is after all "South Park", so don't go boosting them speakers too loud at work if ya know what I mean.
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October 20, 2006
Hanging out with Bono must be rubbing off on him.
h/t: KLO at The Corner
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October 10, 2006
The RNC will certainly distance themselves from this. But, damn, it's funny.
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I swear I damn near wet myself over this one.
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September 29, 2006
...The Donger need food!
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September 25, 2006
- you take several days before you accept the premise that you are actually middle-aged before you agree to do this meme...
- you've learned to walk through your house while looking down to avoid stepping on stray lego pieces...
- you didn't even know that Saturday Night Live was still on the air...
- the only reason you've heard of the band Bowling For Soup is because you just love that song "1985"...
- when they card you for beer at the supermarket check-out, it makes your week.
That's all for me. So let's see. Now I'm tagging GroovyVic, Steve and Robbo (the Llama Butchers) and Rick, The Real Ugly American.
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September 24, 2006
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September 22, 2006
And it's not even Lent.
Seems to me that this headline could just as easily have been reported in 1986, albeit in a different context.
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September 18, 2006
Just too much good stuff out there today to post anything original.
h/t: the Llamas
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Smile. It's Monday.
h/t: AnalogKid
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