September 02, 2005

Revenge of the Oompa-Loompa...

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This is just too funny. Apparently for years now, some vertically-challenged actor has been claiming on his resume that he played on Oompa Loompa in the original "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory". The 57-year old Ezzy Dame, however, was "outed" by an actor who really did play an Oompa Loompa named Rusty Goffe.

Dame later confessed to the ruse:

“I never intended to harm anyone or my community by this little white lie. It was a little white lie that became my haunted nightmare.”
I kinda feel badly for the little bugger. How humiliating! Sounds like a "Seinfeld" episode.

h/t: The Museum of Hoaxes

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1 On Saturday, Sept 24th of this year, RightMarch, Protest Warrior, Move America Forward,Free Republic will be Counter Protesting the left in our Nations Capitol. Answer Internatioal and ACLU lawyers will be at the event. We would love for youre group to join, as we a send a message to the left.. That they no longer own the street!!!

Posted by: cirque at September 02, 2005 03:22 PM (jHLMN)

2 this site sucks balls like oompaloompas!

Posted by: nichole at September 20, 2005 12:44 AM (J4a1o)

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