September 23, 2005
Farmer Jones searched tirelessly for the wedding ring that his wife accidentally dropped in the horse's feed bag the day before.
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September 22, 2005
h/t: Ace
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September 20, 2005
Sent via email from my older brother (no, that's not him in the picture).
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September 15, 2005
WTF is this all about? I mean, it would at least be somewhat interesting if he had written: "Condi, cover for me. I have to go heave a Havana!" or something crude like that.
But this makes the Reuters wire?
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September 13, 2005
Sam?
Yes Mr. Frodo?
Why do you keep looking at me like that?
Like what, Mr. Frodo?
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September 09, 2005
Warning: Not exactly "familty friendly" material.
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September 02, 2005
This is just too funny. Apparently for years now, some vertically-challenged actor has been claiming on his resume that he played on Oompa Loompa in the original "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory". The 57-year old Ezzy Dame, however, was "outed" by an actor who really did play an Oompa Loompa named Rusty Goffe.
Dame later confessed to the ruse:
“I never intended to harm anyone or my community by this little white lie. It was a little white lie that became my haunted nightmare.”I kinda feel badly for the little bugger. How humiliating! Sounds like a "Seinfeld" episode.
h/t: The Museum of Hoaxes
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I don't know about you but this would be more than enough to keep me away.
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September 01, 2005
"Yeah, in WWII some crazy bitch used to camp outside Hyde Park and root for the Nazis. I put two bullets right between her eyes from 200 yards and I'm still a damn good shot, if you catch my meaning, Mr. President..."
See more good captions at Caption This!
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