September 09, 2006
Robbo, you made my day.
September 02, 2006
Read the story.
Hmm....neither is still an accurate representation. I think this cartoonist got it right:
Hat tip to: The Educated Shoprat
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE! This just in:
Seeing as how I am as big a fan of Battlestar Galactica as skye and Gary are, I was shocked....shocked I tell you, to discover that skye's beloved photo of Lee Adama was photoshopped. *Gasp!*
The question is: Which is the before...and which is the after? The quality of photoshopping is so advanced now, it's soooo hard to tell the real photo from the phake...-er, fake.
August 22, 2006
Stop the presses! I guess I take back any slander I might be responsible for in singling out Islam as the sole instigator of mucho violence in the world, today. Now we have militant Buddhist extremists on the war-path to beating the peace into ya:
An anti-violence demonstration in Colombo, Sri Lanka went Jerry Springer, Thursday, when hard-line monks stormed the stage of their pro-peace brethren. First the speaker and a hardliner went at it, punches were exchanged, and then it was on, with robes, fists, and monks flying across stage. The "peace protest" had been organized to find non-violent solutions to the 20 year civil war between Buddhists and Tamil Tiger rebels; and since today's brawl consisted mostly of Buddhist on Buddhist violence it sounds like they're moving in the right direction.Like Jonathan Livingwell, can someone tell me what in the devil a "hard-line monk" is?!
August 09, 2006
moon phase info
The current phase of the moon in CT today is FULL. Coincidence? I think not.
This helps explain a lot about last night's election results. ;-)
July 27, 2006
Deleted scenes from when Snow Miser allowed his brother Heat Miser to take over the North Pole for a day!
"Oh, some like it hot. But I like it REALLY hot!"
July 26, 2006
June 15, 2006
And in this case, Mr. Right has written a song parody that simply MUST be shared. To the tune of "American Pie", this one's very clever. Go check it out!
June 13, 2006
The evil lord Darth Turdblossom, having successfully evaded the wrath of the bounty hunter Jango Fitz, has returned to his underground lair beneath the White House to continue work on the ultimate campaign weapon that will defeat the small band of rebels and keep the Left out of power for generations to come.
As the Sith Apprentice works feverishly on his strategery plans, he is summoned by his dark Master...
What is thy bidding, my Master?
There is a great disturbance in my pants.
I have felt it as well. I am so excited! At last I will no longer be hounded by that bounty hunter. We are now free to pursue our plans, unfettered by this nuisance.
Excellent. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
I have almost completed work on the campaign weapon. Soon we can disable the internet and the Lefty blogosphere will be made impotent! No one will be able to read their psychotic ramblings and we shall have nothing to fear from the Democrats.
No, Lord Turdblossom. They must not be silenced. They will do our work for us.
I don't understand, my Lord.
Search your feelings. Their hatred for us will be their undoing. They will allow their rage to permeat all media - television, radio, the internet, IM. The negative surge will be devastating to their cause. And once again, they will fail at the ballot box.
I see. Then we should actually encourage them?
Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. It is inevitable. It is their destiny. I want you to write a speech that is to be delivered some time in the coming months. I want you to mock them. Egg them on. They live for that shit. Heads will explode. It will be beautiful.
Yes, my Master.
Send a message to Grand Moff Tony Snow. Tell him to bait the White House press corps. Tell him to get under their skin. I love his press conferences. I feed on the anger and frustration that eminates from the MSM. They appear so whiny and petulant. With every passing moment they become more my servants.
As you wish, my Master. Turdblossom, out.
Dum, dee-dum dum. Dee dumdee-dum. Dum, dee-dum...
Umm. Lord Turdblossom?
Lord Turdblossom are you still there?
Sigh. Good, now I can out of this damned robe.
Now, I must contemplate my next move. As soon as the party goes down in defeat in November, I will step into the void. I will be...their saviour. All will bow down and worship me. Yes, everything is going as I have planned.
April 20, 2006
Probably the funniest part is the reaction of some Libs over the "threat" to Helen Thomas.
Wish I could frequent "Blogs4Bauer" more often but I'm only just finishing up Season Two on dvd and the site is filled with plot spoilers.
h/t: Lorie Byrd
April 17, 2006
April 13, 2006
h/t: Mad Mikey
March 28, 2006
Apparently, this 3-year old in Austin, MN managed to climb into one of these machines himself!
"The tot crawled through the toy discharge chute in the Toy Chest claw machine at a Godfather's Pizza in Austin and got stuck amid all the toys.Strange Days, indeed.
Fire Chief Dan Wilson said it was one of the funniest things he's ever seen. Wilson was one of three people to respond to the non-emergency call. He says the boy was inside the transparent container playing, smiling and laughing and people were taking his picture with digital cameras.
Firefighters pried the door open to get the boy out.
The child wasn't hurt."
March 16, 2006
Could they be on to something? (Satire Alert!!)
March 14, 2006
More "...in 30 Seconds" bunny cartoons here.
March 10, 2006
h/t to: MFSIL
March 02, 2006
"Sorry, Hoss. Explain to me again. Is this the hand you eat with or wipe with?"
February 21, 2006
It occured to me that there might be someone out there who would comment that Al Gore won in 1992 and 1996. To this I would respond by saying that to designate Al Gore as the "winner" of the Vice-Presidency would be like saying that France "won" WWII.
February 20, 2006
"Ah-ha...Fast ship?...You've...never...heard of...the...Millenium FALcon?
I always break up when I watch this bit.
February 10, 2006
...is more COWBELL!
February 09, 2006
h/t: Jonah Goldberg
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