September 06, 2006

Oh, For The Love Of God!

You see this?

suris poop.jpg

Yes, it's a sculpture of the first turd squeezed out by the spawn of TomKat!

Here's the caption to this A/P gem:

This photo released by the Capla Kesting Gallery in August 2006 shows a sculpture purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri Cruise's first bowel movement. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes finally put Hollywood at ease by publishing the first photo of their daughter Suri, four months after her birth, in Vanity Fair magazine's October issue.
I don't know about you but this doesn't put me at ease. Not in the least! It freaking creeps me out!

Posted by: Gary at 02:21 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 GROSS! And one day she'll be old enough to understand that her poop was bronzed...how much therapy will fix that? Is there enough?

Posted by: Chris at September 06, 2006 02:17 PM (XCo9J)

2 I think it's a fake...have you ever seen a young baby's diaper? Until they start eating solid food, there would be no way there could have something like that to bronze, Scientology or no. Maybe it's Tom's.

Posted by: Pam at September 06, 2006 08:24 PM (OdalM)

3 talk about your sh*t not stinking.

Posted by: JerseyGrrrl at September 13, 2006 07:48 PM (us0Od)

4 Ditto what Pam said. On the other hand, it might represent some cosmic symbolism that I am blissfully unaware of.

Posted by: spelunker at September 13, 2006 09:09 PM (byOK3)

5 I was always under the impression that an infant that young would be pooping a rather soupy product. So I'll suggest thst it's a fake. Beyond that ... yech!

Posted by: benning at September 15, 2006 12:06 PM (kbBVp)

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