December 06, 2006

Dear.God.Please.NO!

Paris Hilton wants to have kids:

Paris Hilton says she wants to have children — soon.

The partying heiress says that hanging around with her new best friend, Britney Spears, and Spears' two tykes has made her want to reproduce.

“It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30,” the 25-year-old heiress announced, reports Life & Style Weekly. And Hilton thinks she’s highly qualified for motherhood, explaining: “I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.”

GO AWAY! Far away.

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1 Good with kids? Look what happened to Tinkerbelle! --------------------------------- And Hilton thinks she’s highly qualified for motherhood, explaining: “I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.”

Posted by: Skye at December 06, 2006 09:17 PM (GMTJc)

2 Well, she managed to get a drivers' license so she probably would at least know which end to diaper - but still - that is TERRIFYING!

Posted by: Gayle Miller at December 11, 2006 04:19 PM (fa58m)

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