• You have hiked up a big hill or small mountain at least once for a keg party.
• You never went to a bar in high school.
• You thought that the only highways were 91 and 84.
• You thought everyone couldn't buy beer after 8 pm
• You have been to Misquamicut and to that little hot dog place.
• There is a farm within miles of your house
• You thought bars were really for people over 21
• You don't have an accent when you talk
• You have deer in your backyard.
• You didn't drink or do drugs until 10th grade.
• You have been drunk at the Meadows and don't remember the concert.
• You went to Riverside at least once a summer
• You've been to Cape Cod
• You think the Connecticut River is endless
• The town diner is the only place open after midnight.
• You root for all the New York sports teams
• You have said... " I'm in a good location... Between both Boston and New York."
• You get pissed at anyone who doesn't know how to drive in the snow.
• You still can't find your way in Hartford (except for that bar area near Union Station.)
• You hold the door open for someone and they don't say "Thank You."
• There is absolutely nothing to do in the winter
• Your family owns more cars than legal drivers
• The state is so small you know where all the speed traps are
• You can't understand why people don't understand what your talking about when you refer to a "package" store
• You know of at least one person who's house was totally trashed after a huge party
• You have at least one friend whose house was built in the 1800's
• Your house would cost half as much in any other state
• You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Connecticut.

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