March 31, 2006

Woman Calls Police On Porn-Addicted Hubby

A frustrated wife in Aachen, Germany is so fed up with her husband watching non-stop porn she called the cops to extract him from his barcalounger.

The 44-year-old woman, from Aachen, dialled the emergency police number and told the dispatcher in a weepy voice there was an emergency.

But when officers arrived at the scene they found her pacing the apartment while her husband, 46, sat in front of the TV watching a blue movie.

She told the police: "Nothing will move him, not even if I offer him the real thing, and he has the TV on so loud I'm sure the neighbours can hear it."

Has it not occured to this woman that her poor husband is merely trying "aversion therapy" to break himself of his addiction, a la "A Clockwork Orange"?

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Hey, it could happen.

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