"This was not a boat accident!!"

Just in time for the thirtieth anniversary of the release of Jaws, a monster Great White Shark reportedly swallowed a diver whole off the coast of Cape Town, South Africa.

Dave Estment, a yachtsman, was sitting on the jetty at Simon's Town, near Cape Town, when he saw the great white breach the surface.

"It was incredibly fast. The two spear fishermen were not far from the beach. Suddenly a huge shark surged from under the water taking the one diver [from his legs upwards] to his arms in its jaws," he said.

A little shakin', a little tenderizin'...and down he went.

Thank the f-ing environmentalists who had these creatures put on the protected species list in 1990. A-holes!!

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