Nice boobs, mister...

A dude in Russia, trying to impersonate his sister so he could take a university entrance exam for her, got busted because he was packing too much sweater-meat.

Yasen Zasursky, dean of the journalism department, said security staff paid particular attention to a girl with bright makeup and "especially outstanding feminine features".

A thorough check revealed that the girl was in fact a young man trying to pose as a girl to pass the exam for his sister.

The dean said that security were especially suspicious because the applicant's breasts were of "incomparable proportions".

They thought that cheat notes could be hidden inside her clothing. However, it turned out that the breasts were fake.

Imagine this guy thinking "Hmm, how can I avoid as much attention as possible? I know! I'll distract them with my huge knockers!"

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