November 21, 2006

How's This For A Conversation Piece?

Imagine this in the center of your Thanksgiving table:

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This is from a Dutch carpenter whose work is on display in an art gallery in Germany.

Cabinet maker Mario Philippona designed a range of stylish wooden cupboards, wardrobes and tables using the female anatomy as his inspiration.

His newest piece is a fruit bowl decorated with realistically shaped life-size wooden breasts called 'TittyFruity'.

Other pieces include a wine-glass cupboard in the shape of a pair of large breasts, a table supported by legs moulded from a female model and a bedside drawer which opens by pressing a button in the piece's 'vagina'.

Philippona said: "The shape of a woman, her organic architecture, combined with my passion for wood inspired me to sculpt these sexy designs."

I can hear dear old Uncle Gus as he passes the cranberry sauce, "Just look at them sweet potaters! Haw, Haw, Haw!"

At least it gives us guys a little reminder of what to be thankful for. :-)

OK, it's a slow news week...

Posted by: Gary at 11:00 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 ... how wonderfully put... "her organic architecture"....

Posted by: Eric at November 21, 2006 12:41 PM (NlzwQ)

2 GARY!!! Remove this from your site! Awful! This is the SECOND time this week I've had to say that to you!

Posted by: Georgia Girl (gfsil) at November 21, 2006 07:25 PM (t/eS0)

3 This is about the Bond entry: I would like to say that Eva Green did an excellent job in Casino Royale. She actually has brains and isn't your stereotypical "skanky Bond girl". I think she is gorgeous in a different way and I want to say that it is because of assholes like you that so many young girls think they're fat and ugly when cleary they're not. But, this is a waste of my time because anyone with an opinion like yours is too stupid to even consider another viewpoint. Perhaps one day the world will undergo a drastic change, doubtful, but I sure would love to see less morons like yourself out there.

Posted by: annonymous at November 25, 2006 03:40 PM (nq7DB)

4 The Bond franchise is dead as far as I'm concerned and not simply because their choice of a Bond girl was disappointing (to me, anyway). There is a multi-faceted formula that Cubby Broccoli followed that made James Bond such a cultural icon. The films have been going downhill since the second Bronan movie. Now you can argue that it's a different world and Bond needs to "adapt" to modern times but I would counter that Bond doesn't need to change. He's part of an earler era that is now gone. Also, you're making judgements about what I find attractive based on Eva Green. You'd be surprised what I find attractive beyond the photos you normally see here. And for the record, you sound like a whiny seventeen year old when you throw in "assholes", "stupid" and "moron" to make your point. Grow up.

Posted by: Gary at November 26, 2006 09:55 AM (QFysq)

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