Diane Lane admits: "I was the date from hell"...

Had to post about this one. My dream girl of the last twenty-five years, Diane Lane, recounted a dating story to the Ottawa Citizen while discussing her new film "Must Love Dogs". It's actually really funny.

Apparently she went to a concert with a blind date wearing a very tight leather skirt. So far, so good, huh? Well, after consuming a "Texas-sized drink" she had to relieve herself in the worst way, but the lines to the bathrooms were ridiculous. She couldn't hold it.

She had been carrying around a "huge bucket-sized container" all evening and figured maybe she could use that to save standing in line at the washroom.

"I asked the gentleman if he would allow me to go in [his] car and pull down the leather pants and go into that huge trough. Everything was fine until I had to pull the pants up -- and knocked the bucket over."

She wiped up the mess with the T-shirts she had purchased at the concert, but was terrified of telling her date what had happened.

"I never told him and I can only imagine what it smelled like the next day."

And she never heard from him again. Understandably.

Understandably? Hey, it's the guy's loss. I would've thought it was hilarious. And I should be so lucky to have my car smell like Diane Lane's pee.

Man, I really do have issues, don't I?

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