April 30, 2005

Attaaaaaaack of the Killer Burritos...

Yep, this one should make the rounds this weekend. Glenn Reynolds links the story: School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.

Well, at least he didn't consume the burrito. Aftershocks from the digestive process could have been classified as a WMD.

UPDATE 12:15pm
I knew it. A Technorati search revealed over 15,000 blogs with a post with the word "burrito". I've scrolled through a good portion of the list and EVERY one of them has to do with this story.

But the best quote comes from Allan "The Skipper" from BMEWS:

"I simply cannot add anything to this asshat activity. I am awestruck at the lunacy of most people anyway. This “incident” only serves as an example. After we secure our borders, run all the illegal Mexicans out, remove all those “dial dos for Espanol” phone menus .... we need to burn down all the Taco Bells and teach our kids to eat more hamburgers again. No one ever istook a Double Whopper for an AK-47, have they? I rest my case."

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