January 06, 2006

A Friday "WTF?" Two-fer

Heard of fingerpainting? How about boobypainting?

An Australian woman is selling pictures that she paints with her breasts at
£ 40 each.

The mother of two, from Tasmania, who is happy to describe herself as a big woman, works at the kitchen table rather than at an easel, reports the Mercury newspaper.

She said: "I either apply the paint to my breasts and lean on to the canvas or apply the paint to the canvas and then lean into it to spread the paint.

"I sign every picture with my nipple."

Now there's creativity for you. Sorry, no pictures available (of the paintings or the artist).

This other story gets honorable mention because I've posted a similar incident back in November. A Turkish shop assistant was found lying naked with a mannequin in a store window.

The 30-year-old man was discovered by colleagues opening up the department store in Antalya for the day.

They called police after noticing bite marks on the mannequin. Two other mannequins that showed signs of abuse were also taken in as evidence.

The shop assistant allegedly hid in the toilets while the store was being locked up for the night.

The man has been charged with damaging property.

Is this becoming a trend now? Is there a name for this sort of thing? I wonder what the other "signs of abuse" were. That's one sick puppy.

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1 Another example of an online news service running a story on a visual subject without a visual. I mean I understand that they might not want to show a photo of the artists tools, but at least one of the paintings.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at January 06, 2006 06:24 PM (DdRjH)

2 Didn't Farrah Fawcett do something like that a few years ago, around the time that she appeared on Letterman...apparently drugged out of her mind...? 35 MINUTES TO BSG!!! "ssssscifi"

Posted by: Starbuck at January 06, 2006 09:25 PM (M2L+3)

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