October 05, 2006

No Touching The "Little Muhammed" During Ramadan

The Supreme Leader of Iran, Sayyid Ali Khameini, warned Muslim followers that there is to be no spanking of the monkey during the feast of Ramadan.

Of course that depends on the way you interpret the meaning of the word "wanking":

Khameini, who is Iran's most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website : "If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?"

"If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a ḥarām (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a ḥaram intentional breaking fasting," the Iranian leader said, posting the reply on his website.

No information was given as to whether or not Khameini sent or received any IMs on the subject.

Great, as if these dudes don't have enough pent up rage...


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1 I'll bet some of the retards climbed the ladder to success regardless of the fast.

Posted by: Scrapiron at October 05, 2006 10:46 PM (vFS/o)

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