January 19, 2006

Bin Laden Offers A Truce

I'm not making this up. Al-Jazeera aired a tape that is supposedly Osama Bin Laden. In it, he is offering a deal:

"Based on what I have said, it is better not to fight the Muslims on their land," he said. "We do not mind offering you a truce that is fair and long-term. ... So we can build Iraq and Afghanistan ... there is no shame in this solution because it prevents wasting of billions of dollars ... to merchants of war."
To this, I say: F*** You, ass-wipe!

Oh please, please, please let the Democrats suggest accepting this offer. Oh, please, please, please!

h/t: Ankle-Biting Pundits

UPDATE: Rick Moran thinks that tempting Democrats is exactly Bin Laden's strategy. I tend to agree.

Posted by: Gary at 11:00 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 And in the long run, that very well may be the result (at least the one I'm hoping for). could you elaborate on this

Posted by: kyle foley at January 19, 2006 06:38 PM (8Ag0m)

2 it refers to clinto in 08

Posted by: kyle Foley at January 19, 2006 06:38 PM (8Ag0m)

3 you know NO ONE, NOT repub, NOT dem is going to take this offer from satan himself (and i don't even believe in the devil generally speaking)

Posted by: a rose is a rose at January 20, 2006 05:58 AM (76+ro)

4 Would you be shocked if someone like Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi or Harry Reid (under pressure from their base) suggested that the administration should consider the offer? I wouldn't be.

Posted by: Gary at January 20, 2006 07:31 AM (7uJxH)

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