September 15, 2006
I Told The Witchdoctor I Was In Love With You - It's "Friday WTF?"
Apparently "Ooh Eee, Ooh Ah-Ah, Tee-Tang Walla-Walla Bing Bang" must translate roughly to: Have sex with a hedgehog:
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A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.I'm not going to touch that one with a ten foot...er...pole.Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
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"You made love to a hedgehog? Doesn't that hurt?"
"Hurt? You have no idea! He never writes, he never calls..."
Somebody had to say it and I am so sorry that that somebody was me.
Dan Patterson
Arrogant Infidel
Posted by: Dan Patterson at September 15, 2006 01:19 PM (GWOjN)
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