"When you gotta go, you gotta go"...

Canadian man scores $926 fine and a 30-day license suspension for an alleged mad dash to the potty. Clocked at about 120 miles per hour in his parents' Lexus, the young man told the police he was just trying to get himself to the porcelin mailbox to deliver a package.

"I was going to the gym and I was taking a protein shake, and if you overdose it's really painful," Mr. Mobarak said. "This is why I was rushing to the washroom. It's a really good medical reason. I don't speed. That's the only speeding ticket I ever got. It's a serious issue. I did not want to s--- in my mom's car. I wasn't thinking. I was in pain."

You gotta give the kid credit for thinking on his feet. Stupid but resourceful.

Hat Tip to: NealeNews

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