February 07, 2005

Off to a great start...


Let's take a quick look at the last 30 days for the Democratic Party, shall we?
  • Sen. Barbara Boxer leads a one-woman protest in the Senate (joined by her House colleagues in the Congressional Black Caucus) to try an undermine the legitimacy of the Nov. 2 election just as the Electoral votes are about to be certified
  • Boxer and ex-KKK kleagle Sen. Robert Byrd attack Bush's nominee for Secretary of State - Condoleeza Rice (the first black woman to ever hold that post) at her confirmation hearings
  • Other Democratic Senators - led by Sen. Chris "Asshat" Dodd - similarly attack Bush's nominee for Attorney General - Alberto Gonzalez (the first Hispanic-American to ever hold the post) at his confirmation hearings
  • Sen. "Tailspin" Teddy Kennedy compares Iraq to Vietnam, two days before the Iraqi elections
  • Sen. John F. Kerry (aka "the Poodle") questions the legitimacy of the Iraqi elections on Jan. 30, hours before the polls close
  • The Iraqi elections - for which no Democrat can seem to muster an ounce of support - are a resounding success
  • The de facto leaders of the Democratic party, Sen. Harry Reid and Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, follow up Bush's wildly successful State of the Union Speech with fifteen minutes of unwatchable "doom and gloom" looking like a local mortician and a cadaver that the mortician recently worked on, respectively
  • Howard Dean, the man who will undoubtedly be elected chairman of the DNC on Saturday said publicly: "I hate the Republicans and all that they stand for."

All in all a pretty terrific month for the GOP, I would say.

Keep it up guys, you're doing FINE!!


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