January 26, 2007

It's French Friday

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Melissa says "Bonjour".

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January 19, 2007

Happy Friday

Melissa is excited about the move...

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"I cahn't wait to spend more time with zee cute fuzzy Llamas!"

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December 20, 2006

I've Got Nothing

But Melissa's got it going on...

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Enjoy.

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November 10, 2006

It's Friday

And I need Melissa...

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November 04, 2006

Melissa Supports The Troops

...well, the French Troops, anyway.

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She even looks good in camouflage!

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November 03, 2006

Friday's Melissa Pic

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Because I'm getting tired of posting about politics.

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October 27, 2006

Because It's Friday

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And Friday is good. So is Melissa Theuriau.

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October 23, 2006

And As Long As We're Talking About The French...

I couldn't resist. A version of the Melissa Theuriau montage WITHOUT the loud new-age music in the background. So you can clearly hear her lovely voice.

Almost makes me want to learn French. Sigh.

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October 06, 2006

Bonjour, Mon Ami...

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It's Friday! Happy Weekend!

I don't understand a single word she is saying but she's adorable.

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June 23, 2006

Just Because...

It's Friday and a photo of Melissa Theuriau is like a summer breeze...

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Happy Weekend!

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May 12, 2006

Gratuitous Melissa Theuriau Post Alert

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To make your weekend a sweet one.

Moratorium on French-bashing remains in effect here at Ex-Donkey Blog.

Sigh.

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January 20, 2006

I'm Out!

Having seen this (note: change skin to "Theuriau Lusters") from the Llama Butchers.

That's right, I'm out. I'm out of the contest.

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December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas & Happy Hanukkah!

** Sticky post through December 25th - Scroll for updates! **

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December 08, 2005

BREAKING: Melissa Theuriau's Wardrobe Malfunction!

EXCLUSIVE!!! MUST CREDIT EX-DONKEY!!

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Well December 7th will live in infamy for yet another reason. During her broadcast, French News Anchor Melissa Theuriau shifted in her chair a little to the left and the weight of the clip-on microphone revealed...a yellow bra!

OK, so it's nothing revealing. But it IS news, I tell ya!! Was this an "accident" or a blatant tease to the love-sick male bloggers of America? We report...you drool like an idiot!

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November 30, 2005

France To Launch Satellite News Channel

In an effort to compete with the dominant BBC and CNN channels, the French government has announced that it will launch it's own 24-hr news network, en francaise.

Executive marketing decision #1 should be:

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Hire THIS woman, Melissa Theuriau, and CNN will end up closing their Paris bureau.

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November 18, 2005

Ex-Donkey heart.gif's Melissa Theuriau!

OK, let's not get possessive, Robbo!

You want dibs? I'll Rochambeau you for it!

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Because It's Friday

And I don't really need a reason to.

Here she is:

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Sigh.

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November 10, 2005

Melissa Theuriau

Here is quite possibly the most beautiful news anchor on television...anywhere. I actually envy France for this one.

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If MSNBC wants to pull their ratings out of the crapper all they need to do is pay this woman whatever she wants to appear in prime time every night in the States. She wouldn't even have to speak English, they could just use captions. There's something about those hazel eyes. Just can't look away.

UPDATE: There is now an official moratorium on any negative comments about the French until further notice. Sigh.

UPDATE DEUX: Melissa's un-official homepage, lots of screen captures in "the gallery".

UPDATE TROIS: For anyone who's wondering, I have it on good authority that her last name is pronounced "TUR-ee-oh".

UPDATE (whatever the hell "four" is in French)"
Another website with LOTS of screen captures and video.

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