November 30, 2005

France To Launch Satellite News Channel

In an effort to compete with the dominant BBC and CNN channels, the French government has announced that it will launch it's own 24-hr news network, en francaise.

Executive marketing decision #1 should be:

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Hire THIS woman, Melissa Theuriau, and CNN will end up closing their Paris bureau.

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November 18, 2005

Ex-Donkey heart.gif's Melissa Theuriau!

OK, let's not get possessive, Robbo!

You want dibs? I'll Rochambeau you for it!

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Because It's Friday

And I don't really need a reason to.

Here she is:

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November 10, 2005

Melissa Theuriau

Here is quite possibly the most beautiful news anchor on television...anywhere. I actually envy France for this one.

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If MSNBC wants to pull their ratings out of the crapper all they need to do is pay this woman whatever she wants to appear in prime time every night in the States. She wouldn't even have to speak English, they could just use captions. There's something about those hazel eyes. Just can't look away.

UPDATE: There is now an official moratorium on any negative comments about the French until further notice. Sigh.

UPDATE DEUX: Melissa's un-official homepage, lots of screen captures in "the gallery".

UPDATE TROIS: For anyone who's wondering, I have it on good authority that her last name is pronounced "TUR-ee-oh".

UPDATE (whatever the hell "four" is in French)"
Another website with LOTS of screen captures and video.

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