Melissa says "Bonjour".

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Melissa is excited about the move...

"I cahn't wait to spend more time with zee cute fuzzy Llamas!"

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But Melissa's got it going on...

Enjoy.

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And I need Melissa...

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...well, the French Troops, anyway.

She even looks good in camouflage!

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1 France has troops?

Posted by: Jeff D. at November 05, 2006 09:16 AM (8CL2y)

2 All gals look good in camo.

Posted by: bird dog at November 05, 2006 12:57 PM (YadGF)

3 Yes France has troops, but uses them more wisely than the americans (Whose army is stuck in Irak? it's been for so long, I don't quite remember...) It's sad that americains know so little about the world. What did Geroges Bush do to you guys? French troops help the UN bring peace back to Lebanon. Anyway, with chicks like that to motivate the troops, it should be done in no time.

Posted by: PYL at November 18, 2006 04:25 PM (+ATxW)

4 "It's sad that americains know so little about the world. What did Geroges Bush do to you guys?" he was joking. everyone is aware of france's troops and their abysmal performance since... hrm... napoleanic times. they are the perfect complement to the useless UNIFIL forces that have been watching hezbollah violate various UN agreements in lebanon for years. i'm sure they'll enjoy their cheese and wine while acomplishing nothing towards the disarmament of hezbo for the duration of their stay.

Posted by: snikvit at November 20, 2006 12:32 AM (J6JVy)

5 quote: "France has troops?" Well said! Especially when Iraqis are taking good care of US army with slingshots and adding yet another "victory" to the glorious record of US troops. Priceless! I wonder if there is an army in the world anymore, which couldn't defeat US troops...

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Because I'm getting tired of posting about politics.

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And Friday is good. So is Melissa Theuriau.

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1 I feel so tired right now that the idea of coming weekend makes me think that Friday is more suited for me than Melissa. At least Friday canÂ’t be disappointed.

Posted by: Fresh flowers delivered at October 27, 2006 06:41 AM (vcUSw)

2 Please don't include commercial URLs in your comments. Use a personal website address or none at all. (See Comment Policy)

Posted by: Gary at October 27, 2006 08:26 AM (PLHs9)

3 Friday is BSG time

Posted by: Skye at October 27, 2006 08:04 PM (5eXsu)

4 Last sunday, channel M6 in France broadcasted a reportage with Melissa Theuriau and the Légion Etrangère, the French finest batallion. She was hot. http://img129.imageshack.us/img_display2.php?loc=img129ℑ=nazisprotestantisme5jj.jpg&gal=img129/7131/1458ly.jpg

Posted by: O. at October 31, 2006 10:12 PM (bwvEA)

5 Last sunday, channel M6 in France broadcasted a reportage with Melissa Theuriau and the Légion Etrangère, the French finest batallion. She was hot. http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/7681/mediummelissafetichismehi4.jpg

Posted by: O. at October 31, 2006 10:14 PM (bwvEA)

6 Hello Guys. Do you want to see more pretty French anchorwomen ? Look at Olivia Andrez and Stéphanie Renouvin (Sean Connery's granddaughter in law) !

Posted by: Palindrome at November 02, 2006 11:30 AM (tvru5)

7 Yes she is very pretty.. I like it

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I couldn't resist. A version of the Melissa Theuriau montage WITHOUT the loud new-age music in the background. So you can clearly hear her lovely voice.

Almost makes me want to learn French. Sigh.

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It's Friday! Happy Weekend!

I don't understand a single word she is saying but she's adorable.

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It's Friday and a photo of Melissa Theuriau is like a summer breeze...

Happy Weekend!

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To make your weekend a sweet one.

Moratorium on French-bashing remains in effect here at Ex-Donkey Blog.

Sigh.

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1 Yowza. :shock:

Posted by: chris Muir at May 14, 2006 08:54 PM (RklOC)

2 Qu'il est bon d'être français quelques fois

Posted by: aDr- at June 25, 2006 04:24 PM (QwRgo)

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Having seen this (note: change skin to "Theuriau Lusters") from the Llama Butchers.

That's right, I'm out. I'm out of the contest.

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Well December 7th will live in infamy for yet another reason. During her broadcast, French News Anchor Melissa Theuriau shifted in her chair a little to the left and the weight of the clip-on microphone revealed...a yellow bra!

OK, so it's nothing revealing. But it IS news, I tell ya!! Was this an "accident" or a blatant tease to the love-sick male bloggers of America? We report...you drool like an idiot!

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In an effort to compete with the dominant BBC and CNN channels, the French government has announced that it will launch it's own 24-hr news network, en francaise.

Executive marketing decision #1 should be:

Hire THIS woman, Melissa Theuriau, and CNN will end up closing their Paris bureau.

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Ex-Donkey 's Melissa Theuriau!

OK, let's not get possessive, Robbo!

You want dibs? I'll Rochambeau you for it!

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And I don't really need a reason to.

Here she is:

Sigh.

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Here is quite possibly the most beautiful news anchor on television...anywhere. I actually envy France for this one.

If MSNBC wants to pull their ratings out of the crapper all they need to do is pay this woman whatever she wants to appear in prime time every night in the States. She wouldn't even have to speak English, they could just use captions. There's something about those hazel eyes. Just can't look away.

UPDATE: There is now an official moratorium on any negative comments about the French until further notice. Sigh.

UPDATE DEUX: Melissa's un-official homepage, lots of screen captures in "the gallery".

UPDATE TROIS: For anyone who's wondering, I have it on good authority that her last name is pronounced "TUR-ee-oh".

UPDATE (whatever the hell "four" is in French)"
Another website with LOTS of screen captures and video.

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1 Wow..I think that would just distract me from the substance of any news story she were reporting on.

Posted by: wordsmith at November 10, 2005 04:13 PM (nrGCx)

2 Whoa! I just visited her gallery that you linked up, and you didn't even pick out the best photo! She is now my favorite news anchor. And I've never even heard her reporting abilities yet.

Posted by: Wordsmith at November 10, 2005 05:05 PM (nrGCx)

3 Agreed. If that woman read the news, I'd have no idea what the hell is going on in the world.

Posted by: scott at November 10, 2005 07:44 PM (ki+bX)

4 Gary, you are such a schmuck. Get this, folks: He emails me today and asks me how to pronounce the name "Theuriau." Doesn't say why, doesn't say who it is, just asks, then "innocently" changes the subject to "Lost." If only I had known it was so he could share his latest fantasy gal with the masses... Actually, I'm going to call mfsil and have her get on your case about this. Schmuck.

Posted by: Georgia Girl (gfsil) at November 10, 2005 10:58 PM (M2L+3)

5 By the way... You tell yfbil about little miss french fry and I'll kill you...

Posted by: Georgia Girl (gfsil) at November 10, 2005 11:02 PM (M2L+3)

6 Four is "quatre," you schmuck. Do you know how long I had to hear about Jessica Biel after THAT posting??? Augh! (Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but if you were related to him, you'd give him you-know-what too.)

Posted by: Georgia Girl (gposil) at November 11, 2005 09:18 AM (EHefn)

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