October 26, 2005
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October 17, 2005
And there was no car as expected. But inside lay a treasure trove of depravity that will surely lead to his resigning as senior advisor to the President. Among the inventory:
Some cardboard file boxes stacked one on top of the other, labeled "Box 6," "Box 4" and what appears to be "Box 7." No sign of boxes 1, 2, 3 and 5. [surely these are the secret reports that prove the White House knew that there were no WMD's in Iraq - boxes 1,2,3 & 5 must have been destroyed!]
_What appear to be paint cans stacked alongside a folded, folding chair. [obviously used to "whitewash" Bush's record in the Texas Air National Guard]
_A rather large wood crate marked "FRAGILE" and painted with arrows indicating which way is up. On top of the crate, two coolers. [must be Dubya's secret store of liquor with cases of Piel's Draft Style in the coolers - we just knew he couldn't stop drinking!]
_A tall aluminum ladder [my guess is that this is Bush's means of sneaking out of the White House to get to the liquor].
_A snow shovel leaned in front of another cardboard box [everyone knows Rove funnels our tax dollars to his buddies in the snow-plow industry. And they take care of him every winter. So what does he need a shovel for? Huh? Mighty suspicious!]
_Wicker baskets inside of wicker baskets on top of a shelf running the length of the rear wall. [What kind of a sick, twisted soul would collect wicker?] Transparent plastic storage bins crammed with indiscernible stuff. Another cardboard box. [indiscernible stuff = has to be the heroin that he is rumoured to be selling to small children in the more impoverished neighborhoods of D.C.]
_In one corner, the rear wheel of a bicycle sticks out, along with what appears to be a helmet. [there can only be one explanation: Rove must have run down a bicyclist late one night, disposed of the body but kept the bike and the helmet because he's so selfish!]
_Another ladder, this one green, leaning sideways. [the back-up plan for Bush's stealth liquor runs, no doubt]
Has he no shame? Thank God we have a free press in this country!
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