October 21, 2005

Asshat Of The Week

Michael Drennon, 26, of Philadelphia decided to rob a bank by slipping the teller a note demanding that she hand over some cash "the quicker the better".

Problem is, he wrote the note on one of his pay stubs. He figured that since he crossed off his name and address with a marker, he was OK. However, unlike this idiot, the authorities actually used some common sense and tracked him down.

"It wasn't a huge forensic undertaking," Steven Moran, Bensalem director of public safety, said Wednesday. "We just put it under a light."
Congratulations, moron. You're the "Asshat of the week"!

Posted by: Gary at 03:30 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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1 People like him make the professional crooks laugh.

Posted by: dr at October 21, 2005 04:16 PM (TwD/L)

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