September 08, 2005

Go To Hell...

General asshats, Scientologists
Circle I Limbo

The New York Yankees, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Greens, Democrats, Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

DMV Employees
Circle IV Rolling Weights

PETA Members
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Qusay Hussein, Uday Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Saddam Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

NAMBLA Members
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Too bad there are only nine levels...

h/t: My Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy via Sadie

Posted by: Gary at 01:22 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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1 Wow, the DMV employees got off easy. I think they should have to take a little test to get out of hell, and they should continually flunk it by only one question. Or maybe have them take a number to get out of hell, and then keep calling the previous numbers for an eternity. MWU HAA HA HA HA HAH AHAHAHAH

Posted by: mbleslie at September 08, 2005 03:05 PM (3bMwv)

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